Well Humans ... the secret is out or as some may say .... that darned CAT is out of the bag!
So be it ... NOW you know. I am the true Author of this magnificent little volume of wisdom.
See....several years ago My Mama Jo got what you call "writers block" and as I stood licking her face as she cradled it in her hands wondering what to write next, she had a "Big Ah Ha" moment and said, "You're right Oscar! You dictate and I'll type." ... and this power packed little treasure trove was born.
Yes... Jo Sparkes is my "Ghost name" even though "she" is a real human and possesses the vocal ability to utter vowels, verbs and adjectives that other humans, such as yourself, will understand, it is I ... Oscar ... the TRUE Author, that brings you those titillating little secrets about how to grit your teeth and take criticism from someone less adept at giving it than you.
It is I that teaches you to "listen between the lines" and filter out the "ego" riddled conjecture that will be heaped upon you from those less capable of fulfilling your aspirations.
It is I that encourages you to be ever gracious and swallow the spittle you so desperately want to spew in some idiots face as they rip your work apart.